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Ta-da! Wha…? No! No, no, no….this isn’t right! What happened to Jamaica?! I’m supposed to be on a beach with Maria….oh god, Maria…did she make it through?! Ok, don’t panic Roger, you can find your way back; you just have to figure out where you are. Mmff….what the…? I can’t move! I CAN’T MOVE!!! Oh god…what the hell happened? Think, think…I generated the portal for Maria and she went through in that, oh, that cute safari bikini. I generated the portal for myself, closed the door, the light went on and now this. SOMEBODY HELP ME!!