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“No, alley is spelled with an E.” She said.
“No…” he was becoming exasperated, “there is no E.”
“If there’s no E, then it’s just ally, like in wars when countries help each other out.”
He snorted, “No that’s allie with an IE. God, didn’t they teach you anything in school?”
His misplaced superiority rankled her, and she turned on him in full grammar nazi mode.
“It is alley, spelled A-L-L-E-Y. ALLIES are made during WAR!”
She kicked him in the shin and as he bent over, punched him in the head, and left him friendless in the alley.